expressing your feelings in a romantic relationship is one of the most important thing, because it will bring the two of you closer and closer. It also adds to the intimacy of your relationship. It can even be as ordinary as looking into your lovers eyes each day or as deep as how your partner changed your life completely.
You are looking for something sweet to say to your girlfriend? Here are “Funny Quotes For Girlfriend“.
Funny Quotes For Girlfriend
I’m not the best but i’m trying my best.
I like to see you smiling but only when my camera is on!
I will love you until death, and then some.
I went to the hospital and got an x-ray, do you know what they found? You in my heart. The doctor said my heart will always be fine with you in it.
I wish life had a pause button. I would pause every moment we spend together.
I brought you this flower so that it would see what true beauty is.
Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
You have just made me realize that the Beatles had it all wrong. Love is not all we need, it is the only thing there is.
Last night I was looking at the stars and matched each star with a reason why I love you. It was going great until I run out of stars.
Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.
I can conquer the world with a single hand so long as you are holding the other.
Funny Quotes For Girlfriend
Last night I sent an angel to look over you as you slept. The angel returned to me and when I asked why? The angel said that angels do not watch over angels.
Baby you are a thief because you stole my heart.
Did it hurt when God removed your wings and sent you to earth?
How to find out girl’s faults? Try to praise her to her girlfriends.
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
There are 2 things an average girl wishes: to find the perfect guy and to eat without getting fat.
In every girl there is a goddess.
Good girls go straight to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere!
You deserve the world, but since I cannot give that to you, I will give you the next best thing, which is my world.
I could hold you forever.
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in it a few times.
Every time I see you, I fall in love with you all over again.
I will love you F.O.R.E.V.E but no R because it would be the end of forever.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
you are the special one for me….
never know, a day might come and one of us would end up in the hospital, and I want the last feeling you feel is of me loving you.
Your smile makes me crazy. The sweet, small things you say. Spark something beautiful within me; but, you don’t know how you affected me…so,so deeply.
I tell you I love you so much because you never know, a day might come and one of us would end up in the hospital, and I want the last feeling you feel is of me loving you.
If a girl asks a question, it’s better to tell her back the truth. Maybe girl asks you because she already knows the answer!
Your love is what keeps me going every day.
We are a match made in heaven.
My life is so much better, and I owe it all to you.
I may not be a photographer, but I can sure picture us together forever.
Can I borrow your cell phone? Because I want to call my mum and tell her than I am dating the girl of my dreams.
When I first laid my eyes on you, I started looking for a signature because all masterpieces have one.
You must be religious because you are the answer to my prayers.
You must be a camera because every time I look at you I just smile
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