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Funny Life Quotes with Images
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know. – W. H. Auden
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. – Albert Einstein
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner.
People who snore always fall asleep first.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. – Oscar Wilde
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
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