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Funny Monday Quotes to Make You Feel Awesome
The things that you do every day matter so much more than the things you do once in a while.
I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?
Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.
Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.
I hate Mondays, and I hate working. Aside from that, I really am a happy person.
I once read that Mondays are the most productive day of the work week. Today, I’m going to do my best to put an end to that ridiculous statistic.
Just once in my life, I would love to wake up and turn on the television to find that Monday has been canceled and it’s time to go back to sleep.
If days were people, then Monday would be the person I’d punch every time I saw them.
I really don’t think there’s enough coffee or middle fingers to get through this Monday.
I’m so sorry that the calendar played such a cruel joke on you by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
If you want to be successful, the very first thing you have to do is love your work.
Here’s a list of things I don’t like: 1) You. 2) When my coffee gets cold. 3) Having to sit through small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having to sit through small talk with you on a Monday morning while my coffee starts getting cold.
Monday is that disappointing moment when you drive up to work and it isn’t completely engulfed in flames.
Monday – why are you here again? I told you to go away with Tuesday and Wednesday. Thursday can stick around because it’s close friends with Friday, Saturday and even Sunday.
When you have Monday off, it gives you a great opportunity to start hating Tuesday.
I’m willing to trade one brand new (still in the package) Monday for a weekend (any condition will do). Please call me to negotiate a deal.
Begin your Mondays with a positive thought. No – being positive about hating Monday doesn’t count.
.Monday really needs to face the facts that it’s the least favorite day of the week.
What’s there to say about Mondays? My mother always told me that if I didn’t have anything nice to say, I shouldn’t say anything at all. So, I’m going to plead the Fifth.
It’s Monday morning. Time to get a new perspective. Whatever obstacles you may be facing are not permanent.
We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.
It’s Monday. That means it’s time to take over the world.
Monday is a lot like a math problem. Add in the irritation, multiply the problems, subtract the sleep and divide the happiness.
Yes, it’s Monday. Yes, I’m happy. Yes, I’m blessed. I’m going to do amazing things this week.
They say that every day is a gift. If that’s true, I want to know where I can return Mondays.
I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.
Yes, I have to go to work on Mondays, and I know that everyone hates Mondays. But I try to look at things a little differently. I don’t have to work, I get to work. I am so lucky to have a job while so many other people don’t.
It doesn’t matter how many mistakes you make or how slow your progress is. You will still always be way ahead of everyone else who isn’t even trying.
Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.
Keep your heart open to new dreams. As long as there’s a dream, there is hope. As long as there’s hope, there is joy in living.
If we all join together and just don’t show up to work on Mondays, we could put an end to the Monday blues once and for all. Please, spread the word.
Today is Monday. I have one goal for you: to be so happy that when other people look at you, they get happy, too.
It may be Monday, but that’s okay. Just be grateful for today.
Smile today and say a kind word to a stranger. Take the time to close your eyes and enjoy each moment. Have an amazing Monday everyone.
Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.
Mondays would be so much better if they were a part of my weekend blackouts.
It’s a comforting thought to know that even the Pope has a strong urge to quit his job every Monday morning.
At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.
Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream or Valium in your morning coffee?
Monday is a great day if I can spend it in bed. Honestly, I’m just a man of simple pleasures.
Don’t look! Seriously – don’t look. Great – now that you looked, Monday knows that we saw it, and it’s coming over.
It’s a new day and a new week. Start the day off fresh and strive to accomplish your best.
I just want to remind everyone that it’s finally Monday – just in case any of you were feeling optimistic.
.Monday? Again? Weren’t you just here like a week ago? Maybe if you weren’t always trying to come around all the time, you would be welcomed more often.
Why is it that Mondays are so far from Fridays, but Fridays are so close to Monday?
It’s Monday, so choose to be happy and be yourself. If other people don’t like it, let them be. Remember, happiness is a choice, and life is not about pleasing everyone else.
You won’t ever become who you want to be if you keep on blaming other people for the person you are right now.
Hey, look at the bright side: Mondays will only happen once per week.
Monday is the best day to start correcting all of last week’s mistakes.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you just keep re-reading the last one. Monday is your chance to start a new chapter and put the weekend behind you.
It looks like we have all been robbed. Someone took away our weekend, and they replaced it with Monday.
It’s Monday again? I wasn’t even finished with my Saturday yet!
Life is really only 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to everything.
Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.
If you choose a job you love, you will never have to work another day in your life, and you’ll start looking forward to Mondays.
I see smoke on the horizon over there. I hope it is Monday burning down to the ground.
I’m really not ready for this week to start. Why can’t we fast forward to Friday already?
Alright Monday – how about you go about your business, and I’ll go about mine? Let’s just agree to disagree, and all of this will be over soon.
Even though it’s Monday, it’s important to remember that good things are going to happen today.
Spend your life with people who make you happy – not people that you have to impress.
I’m so not ready for another Monday. Can I please have another Sunday?
Whether you like it or not, Monday is here. You better just suck it up and force a smile.
Here are three horrible facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow isn’t Friday either. Even the day after tomorrow isn’t Friday.
Just take long and deep breaths. Mondays will only last for 24 hours.
May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.
Hey Monday – I have a question for you: why are you always back here so quickly? Don’t you have any hobbies?
Ah, Monday. So, we meet again. I see that my team of blue ninjas failed to finally take you out.
Darn it! Monday found me again. I have to find a better hiding place next time.
Come on! It’s Monday. It’s not doomsday. Make today a great day.
There are times when good things fall apart, so that better things can come together.
I really don’t know what the key to success is, but I know that the key to failure is trying to please everyone else.
The only possible thing that could ruin a beautiful day in the summer is it also being Monday.
Dear Mondays, I really hate to say this, but it’s just not working out between us. You’re not my type. I’m a Saturday kind of gal. Please leave.
I have finally realized that Mondays last 50% longer than any other day of the week.
Dear Monday, I think it’s time we break up. I’m still seeing Tuesday, and I can’t stop dreaming of Friday.
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