Funny Marriage Sayings from Movies
We both said, ‘I do!’ and we haven’t agreed on a single thing since. – So I Married an Axe Murderer
A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late. – The Joker is Wild
Marriage is the Jack Kevorkian of romance. – The Story of Us
A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians. – Mobsters
Marriages don’t work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable. – Forget Paris
If you are ever with a girl that is too good for you – marry her. – Valentine’s Day
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last twenty-two minutes. It last forever. – Knocked Up
Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30? – The Last Kiss
We were perfectly happy until we decided to live happily ever after. – Sex and the City
I’d do anything to save my marriage but I just haven’t got the time. – Sex and the Single Girl
Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage. – Clue
Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature. – Letters to Juliet
Hilarious marriage sayings
I would love to fall in love and get married and have beautiful children. I mean that’s one of the goals in life, I think, to have, and it’s a beautiful thing. My sister has kids and all my friends have kids. They show me their, you know their report cards. And I can show them my sports car.
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